Post by Sachi on Nov 23, 2022 21:33:42 GMT -6
"Good morning, good evening, and good night, folks!! Future Frankie's back, and he has the stock that'll make you rock! Great deals! Even greater steals! Come on down to Future Frankie's Emporium, just take a left at O̵͖̪̻̮̯͍͕̪͚̿̏͆͑ͅh̶̡̝̰͔̱͖̯̘͔̳͍͓̓͂̈̆͜͝ ̷͓͕̪̞̼͎̝͍̥́́̆̓́́̑̌́̀̇̓̕̕͘͘g̵̠̞͎͚̥͚̱͚͗́̐͗̽̈͝ǫ̶̡̡̦̱̰̙͂̑̓̓͊̾͗̂́̋̆͌̎͒̕̚͘͝d̴̪͈̻̖̰͍̙̰̠̓ ̷͚̠̰̟̖̞͈̙̟̹̤̬̺̖̣̼̍͑̎͜p̷͚̪̼̻̙̖̪͚̔̽͌͌̈̿͑̎̆͑̈́̓͘͝͝l̶̢̛̛͉͉̱̱̓̀̿̊̓̉̉̆̅̒̚͘e̵̱͇̊͋̏́̇͗̑̅̐͊̎̔̈́̀́́͐̕͝ã̴̡̠̤͙̥̖̥͇͉̗̻̟̰͚̫̖̻̼͆̉͘͜͠s̷̢͉̣͙̣̖͚͙̮̣̟̲̮̉͜͝e̶͍̹̹͈̙͗̅̿̑̍̕̚͝ ̸̢̛̣͖̣̞̼̟̘̜̤͌͋̂̊̇͗̃́̂̿͑́̋͠h̶̢̡͉̲̺͚̻͙̭̲͎̝͕͎̙͚̲̖̔̔̄̾̿͜ḙ̷̢̢̢̭̭̩̤̺͈͈̖̤̤͊̽́̏̒̊l̸̠̓͂̐̋͊͛̅p̶̞̥̦̭̘̞̘͓̉͑͋̕ͅ ̵͙̟͍̻͕͂̈̄̈̀̚͠m̸̰̩̺̻̹͓̞̹̹̦̘̳̀ẻ̴̢̛͙̺̟̠̥̜̘̅̓̌͋̋̓́̽͊̚͠͠ͅ when you pass the Time Vortex! What do we have in this century? Let's Future Find-Out!"
"Whoa!!! It's the SR-6 SHRINK RAY!!! From the year Two Thousand Eighty Seven-B!! This baby's sure to shrink down ALL YOUR WORRIES!! The Wife! The Kids!! Even That Pesky BossMan!!! Man, you are LUCKY!"
"But what's that? You want a demonstration? OF COURSE! Future Frankie prides himself in being a TRY BEFORE YOU BUY KIND OF GUY!!! I'll just FIRE OFF THE SHRINK RAY in your GENERAL DIRECTION!"
"..."
"Hello, tiny customers! As you can see, the SR-6 works magically! You're tiny as a mouse, nay, even smaller! Now, if you'll give me just a minute to turn you all back to your normal sizes..."
"....Ah, crap. There ain't no reverse function on this model. Damn it. I'll have to get the boys upstairs to sweep this under the rug for me... Or maybe... the sofa...? Damn, I'm good! I even impress myself!"
And so, before you can even register what's happened to you all, the marvelous Future Frankie quietly sweeps you under his couch. Surprisingly enough, there looks to be a whole community of similarly small people under here already...
This isn't the first time something like this has happened, you suppose.
Elsewhere, back in the world of the big people, your families stress and worry themselves half to death. All they can do is phone the police, report you missing, and hope for the best.
But that's big people talk. You're small now!
You've got a lot more on your plate.
MISSING PERSONS REPORT
Name:
Photo:
Age:
Identifying Quirk: (I dunno, maybe they like candy or something)
In this microscopic Mini Trial, you all find yourselves under the couch of the, uh, renowned businessman Future Frankie. Hit with a shrink way, you struggle to adjust to your new, tiny lives. It hits some of you harder than others...
Signups for this Mini Trial will last exactly 48 hours from the time this thread is posted. Blackened applications will be open until then, as well. As usual, if no Blackened candidates apply, the almighty Gods of RNG shall decide your fate.
As for the trial, it is slated to begin sometime on Sunday the 27th of November. Be there, or be square.
And most importantly, have just a little bit of fun!
Map Thread: danganronpa-gaming.proboards.com/thread/3621/mini-trial-88-couch-maps